Honey… How does this thing work?
The kid didn’t come with an instruction manual. Thankfully there is a lot of information on the internet. Here are some of the resources my wife and I used to educate ourselves about taking care of our daughter.

Pooping
You’ve been potty trained for so long you probably can’t remember the last time you pooped your pants. Here’s a refresher.
“Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad.”
—Jack Baker (Actor)